yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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