dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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