Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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