Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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