oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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