i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My vagina is very pro this idea
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