im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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