I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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