508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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