No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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