i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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