Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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