; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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