He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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