please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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