Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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