i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
