uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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