Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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