love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
