I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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