You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
either way he was missing a nipple.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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