Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
she smelled like a LAN party
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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