no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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