There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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