Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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