I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
