I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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