He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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