i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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