the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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