btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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