i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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