What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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