my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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