good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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