I cockslap morals
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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