yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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