oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP