Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?