i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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