Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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