so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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