For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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