Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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