And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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