I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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