CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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