I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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