You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we're making bets on your personal life
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
