Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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