he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Another day, another engagement, another cat
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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