i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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