btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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