i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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