I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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