Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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