If i come over, it means nothing
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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